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P r o g r e s s . ♡
ask a girl out as a dare
or a boy
because that’s shitty as fuck
A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”
human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors
WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.
Rest in peace, Mongo from Shrek 2. Your life was fleeting but you will never be forgotten.
i wanna play twister with someone really hot
oops i fell & touched your whole body
Supernatural at it again